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"And the nasty old witch
planned to fatten the little boy and girl
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"and throw them into the hot oven
for her supper."
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Why, that dirty old...
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"So while they was eating
the gingerbread from her house,
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"she walked out with a big smile
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"and, craftily approaching
the children, said..."
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Come into my house, children,
and I'll give you candy and ice cream
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and pickled herring
and sweet and sour upside-down cake
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and hardboiled all-day suckers.
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- That's good, ja?
- Ja, it's good.
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(CHATTERING IN MOCK GERMAN)
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- We go, ja? Ja, we go.
- Ja, ja, we go.
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Come, kiddies.
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(SINGING) Let's go eat the goodies,
the goodies, the goodies
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Let's go eat the goodies
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This looks like a job
for the Masked Avenger.
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But, since he ain't around,
I guess I'll have to take care of it meself.
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- It's good, ja?
- Oh, ja, it's good.
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- Ja, ja, it's good. Und yummy.
- Oh, ja, und yummy. Ja.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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It's good, ja?
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Just a minute.
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HANSEL: It's good, ja?
GRETEL: Ja, ja.
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How do you do, sir?
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What can a kindly, harmless, old,
mother-type lady like me do for you?
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I am the truant officer, madam.
Why aren't the children in school?
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Children?
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Children?
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Oh, come, now, don't be coy.
Where are they at?
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Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Roasting children!
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Call it a weakness.
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And pray, what are your names,
my poor children?
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- My name is Gretel.
- Und my name is Hansel.
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Hansel? Hansel? Hansel?
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Run for your dear little lives.
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She is a witch
and means to eat you for her supper.
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(BOTH EX CLAIMING IN GERMAN)
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BOTH: Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner.
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Oh, dear. There goes my supper.
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No hard feelings, Granny.
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But just remember that any rabbit's
too smart for you.
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A-ha! That's it! Rabbit stew.
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Eh,
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what's up, doctress?
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Me and my generous impulses.
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(WHISTLING)
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Notice how I ride sidesaddle.
It proves I'm a lady of quality.
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(BROOM YELPING)
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Well, what's the use of being a witch
if you don't use witchcraft?
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Bubble, bubble, pour it in,
for that rabbit's pretty thin.
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(CACKLING)
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(SNIFFING)
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What's cooking?
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(IN SINGSONG VOICE) I get to lick the pot!
I get to lick the pot!
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Get your hands out of that pot.
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- Oh, shucks.
- Go out until I call you.
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For heaven's sakes,
I never saw such a hungry rabbit.
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(GASPS)
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(CACKLING)
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Come and get it.
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Mmm, mmm!
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Now, you eat the nice carrot all up
and Mother will get your bed ready.
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Mother!
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(CACKLING)
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(SINGING) Rock-a-bye rabbit
in the hot oven
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Into my mouth for dinner and shoving
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You know,
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(GULPS)
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She's not such a bad old girl after all.
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Got you, didn't I, you smart aleck?
That carrot was poisoned.
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Poisoned?
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(CHOKING)
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Come on, come on. Hurry it up.
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Wait a minute, can't you? I got one left.
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(CHOKES)
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(CACKLING)
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Now for a nice fresh bottle of rabbit relish.
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(HORSE APPROACHING)
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(WITCH CACKLING)
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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Well, thanks large, Mac,
for bringing me out of that,
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but you're looking for Snow White.
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This here's the story of Hansel and Gretel.
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Hansel? Hansel?
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Hansel? Hansel? Hansel?
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- A-ha!
- Uh-oh.
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(CACKLING) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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A-ha! Now I've got you.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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- Eh, going my way?
- Mmm-hmm.
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(CACKLING)
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Sure, I know.
But aren't they all witches inside?
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